Spear-heading the movement, I found the directions for a to-life-scale version of Kerplunk and brought the idea before committee. Not mentioning any names (Geri), one member of the group was less enthusiastic than the rest. "I have tomato cages and a tire in the barn," she mused reluctantly, perusing the materials list doubtfully, "but how do you propose I tunnel through the six foot wall of snow to get there?" The rest of us, however, were optimistically delighted about our plan.
Typical of our usual team meetings, we began the process well over a month ago. As unofficial team secretary, I made note of our progress:
Meeting #1: Introduction of plan: squeals of delight, muttering, almost unanimous decision to bring our idea before the administrative committee
Meeting #2: Having reviewed the plan with administration, we went over the necessary supplies (see Geri's contribution: appendix A: paragraph 2)
Meeting #3: Still enthusiastic but as the event was still weeks away, we still just talked about supplies. Half-hour discussion about a) DO clear shower curtains exist? and, upon subsequent research, b) WHY do clear shower curtains exist?
Meeting #4: Agreed to discuss plan next week
Meeting #5: Geri brought a cheesecake so progress was temporarily halted
Meeting #6: "Wait...? Family Fun Night is THIS week?!?!" Clearly we did not have enough time available to plan and construct our project. Will have to table our idea until next year.
Emergency Meeting #7: Having encountered our administrator the night before in a shopping center buying Visine for his dry eyes, our formidable team leader, Rachel, had hastily bought tomato cages and yes, a clear shower curtain (which we promptly lost). We spent over an hour acquiring our much-discussed supplies..."Hello, bus garage...do you have a tire we can borrow?" " Hello...gym? Do you have colorful balls we can borrow?" (As you can imagine, THAT request was met with some colorful language not
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