Showing posts with label Chloe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chloe. Show all posts

Saturday, May 25, 2013

The twenty that got away: A sad fish tale

Bundled up for a delightful Memorial Day excursion on the lake.
(photo taken by Sydney Mosiman who was greatly annoyed
that her picture didn't make the cut)



"My goal this year," Sam Ratigan vowed on our four hour annual drive to Black Lake, "is to not do anything to make Mr. Mo yell at me."  Past years have thus far been unsuccessful.  He yelled at her when she dropped a big bass on the bottom of the boat.  He yelled at her when she demanded he rotate our anchored boat 180 degrees so that she could fish from the "successful" side, and he yelled at her when she announced she was bored in the middle of our Memorial Day vacation.  I, as usual, held my tongue, despite her constant criticisms of my driving.  "Why don't you pass?"  "Someone's passing you on the right."  "You're making me nervous."  Why do I continue to take this person with us to Black Lake, I wondered, holding the steering wheel in a death grip.

Our holiday week-end weather resembled Christmas more than Memorial Day.  I took my shorts out of my suitcase and replaced it with a winter coat.  Packing is definitely NOT an area of strength for the Mosiman women.  This was reiterated when it was discovered that, aside from Brad, no one in our cabin had packed a bathing towel.  Brad did not seem thrilled to share his towel with the five of us.  Brad, Sydney and her friend, Sam H were huddled in the cabin after a frigid morning battling forty degree temperatures on the water when we finally arrived.  After lunch, Brad took Savannah, Sam Ratigan, Chloe and I out, assuring us that it was much warmer than earlier.  We dressed in layers of sweatshirts, wool socks, rubber boots, rain suits, hats, and mittens and mummy-walked our way to the boat.

Chlo:  The Co-Captain
Chlo's mari-time name is "The Co-Captain" and she takes her duties very seriously; inspecting the boat, monitoring bobber action, and approving catch size and quality.  Brad continued to encourage us by explaining how much colder it was that morning while the drizzling rain, four-foot swells, and dropping temperatures caused us to doubt his depiction of earlier events.  Although I could hardly hear him through my chattering teeth (which Sam Ratigan tried to turn permanently blue with trick candy...WHY do I bring her again?), I listened in disbelief as my husband insisted that the temperature was around 60 degrees.  There's a whopper if ever I've heard one, I thought, as I pried my frozen fist from my fishing pole.

Sam, currently in first-place with the biggest fish contest.
  "Oh, that's embarrassing," moaned  Brad, "that that tiny fish is in first place."
Brad relocated us to a little cove, buffeted from the wind.  "If you can't catch a fish here, it's because you're incompetent."  I watched Sam dancing around and asked, "Did you mean incontinent?"  By this time, I'd assumed the fetal position beneath the blanket and just prayed that I'd eventually make it back to shore.  As the girls began to regularly pull in Sunnies, I heard Brad set the necessary limit to ensure a bountiful dinner for us later.  This was a goal I could work with so I shed my warm cocoon and began fishing with determination.  11 to go.  9 to go.  7 to go.  5 to go.  We finally had our catch and I hurriedly began packing us up.  Brad bounced our boat across Black Lake, great geysers of freezing water spilling over us.  With relief, we reached the dock and grabbed up our gear when Brad made a startling discovery.  Our catch basket, containing twenty fish destined to become our dinner, had not been hauled into the boat as it made its perilous journey across the lake.  The tied off rope, a tenuous tether, grew tight and taut, until, like Mr. Mosiman's temper, finally snapped.  Brad held the frayed line up and we collectively held our breath, ready for the real storm to rage.  But what we didn't realize was while Sam was busy making her vow to avoid triggering Brad's temper, Brad was making a vow of his own.  Whatever turmoil may have been boiling inside, Brad's demeanor was calm and easy-going.  A new fishing basket was quickly purchased and tomorrow morning, we'll work to replace the twenty that "got away."  It takes some patience to catch a bunch of fish.  It takes a ton of patience not to react when you lose a bunch of fish.  "There was actually twenty-two fish in the basket," Sam Ratigan corrected as she listened to the story.  Why do I bring her to Black Lake again?

Enjoying the balmy "60 degree" temperatures.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Poetry with Punch

The 5th annual "6th Grade Poetry with Punch" event was this evening.  It was an auspicious occasion of figurative language and an assortment of fine cheeses set off with classical music and extravagant desserts.  With the warm weather, we anticipated an audience of perhaps three and were pleasantly surprised to have every seat filled.  One ball player rushed in towards the end of the program, out-of-breath from practice, in order to read his poem.  Our students were sweet and sincere and proud of their poetry. As emcee, I was loud and bumbling and obnoxious and incredibly proud of their public speaking skills and poetic talent.

Truth-be-told, the real entertainment happens behind the scenes. Brad finally unearthed
 my deep dark secret (well, one of them anyways) when he graciously ordered the "Poetry with Punch" cake.  Text message from my husband: Are you aware that this cake is going to cost $60?  Text message reply from me:  Oh my goodness! Really?!?  I cringed as I pictured his calculations as he quickly time-traveled back over the past five years. Ordering it turned out to be the easy part.  When Syd and I showed up later, we initially mistook our cake for a small coffee table. We each grabbed an end and carried it out like a couch.  I stuffed Syd and my very valuable cake into the small confines of my Ford Ranger.  Changing gears took a careful synchronization of lifting, shifting and sifting.  

Its appearance in my classroom had the desired effect of producing an eager anticipation of tonight's event.  "What?!? You want me to come to school at night to read poetry?" is suddenly replaced with "Wait?!? If I show up and read a little poem, I'm rewarded with a giant piece of cake along with an assortment of fine cheeses?  And there's sherbet in the punch? RAINBOW sherbet?!?"  Its appearance at the school further underscored my delusional tendencies to my colleagues.  "What are we going to do with all the leftover cake," they moaned.  Dee generously cut plate-sized pieces for our guests.  Hyped-up on sugar, our students have never read so expressively before, with such passion and enthusiasm.  We may have inadvertently stumbled upon the secret to tackling the global issue of illiteracy.  The question is:  is my husband be willing to fork out another sixty bucks to feed this problem?

Mrs. Harris (Kelly) was busy feeding us and Jack prior to "Poetry with Punch."  While Kelly, Deanna, Cathy and I enjoyed Al's chicken finger pizza, Jack scooted happily around Dee's classroom.  When it was Jack's turn at the trough, Kel plopped him unceremoniously in my lap.  Soon, I was covered in sticky orange slices and purple yogurt.  As a grand finale, Jack's juice went off like a volcano.  I was now officially outfitted to emcee our red carpet gala.  I was so relieved when Savannah showed up with little Chlo.  Thank goodness that a well-behaved, sweet-smelling, quiet little creature would be on hand.  As I introduced poets with my demure dachshund, Jack's voice filled the room.  Seriously...couldn't Kel strap a muzzle on that kid?  Someone pointed out the obvious behavior differences between our two special guests but Kel seemed oblivious that some obedience training was in order.  Even after the event, the contrast was quite evident.  While Chlo graciously cleaned the carpet of cake crumbs, Jack thoughtlessly pulled every book in the library off the shelf.  We got a chilling look at the future when we observed him discreetly researching illegal substances (see picture).   We had a great night.  For some, poetry is a highly-structured, sophisticated affair.  But for others, poetry is sticky and sweet, filled with the hopes and dreams of 11- and 12-year-olds.  For them, poetry actually is a piece of cake.  

Our reasonably-priced purchase

Jack reading from the forbidden section of the library.