One Thousand: Big Whoop

 
I admit it.

The number definitely got in my head. "Just write the darn thing already," my friend, Joan, said. It's just a number.

One thousand blog posts.

Yikes.

And me...still not an international writing sensation and/or a ka-zillionaire. The last thing that I had officially published was a eulogy. And I don't think I even qualify as a thousandaire. I rushed my husband to the store the other day because the printed-out $1.75 reward coupon was about to expire. 

It gets a girl to thinking.

Fun fact:  The QWERTY keyboard was designed over 150 years ago NOT to promote typing efficiency but to prevent typewriters from jamming.

 According to my three seconds of research, this inefficient design has never been upgraded due to a lack of incentive to relearn. I laughed. And then I stopped laughing because AI was funnier than me. And AI was (inadvertently? Amy pauses in her laborious letter-pecking to look around suspiciously) a little too close to the mark here. Did I really need a thousand posts to realize that only a small handful of friends bothered to read my inane (Spellcheck keeps changing inane to insane. Wow. Soften the blow a bit, Too-Technical-For-Me--World.) musings with any regularity. There are, of course, the slightly-more-shallow-than-me acquaintances who actually admit that they only read posts if they're featured in them. 

Is the one thousandth post mark a cause for a celebratory self-high-five or a sad realization that I should have stopped 999 submissions ago? I once made a New Year's Resolution to write a haiku-a-day for a year and successfully completed it. I felt more satisfaction in reaching that goal than limping over the finish line here (until my friend deleted them all...paper and pencil, friends...paper and pencil.). 

Perhaps I had vaguely set my unvoiced, not-clearly-thought-out, unrealistically-impossible expectations too high. I'm not sure there even exists a Nobel Peace Prize category for blog submissions. 

I guess there isn't a finish line here. It's not a race or a resolution. It's a journey. I can wander off the path when I want to...put my shoulder down and wrestle my way forward when the hard winds blow...describe a daisy in minute detail...pour out my feelings when the storms come. And laugh...a lot. I lack the talent or incentive to knit or crochet so I spin yarns instead. I'm a writer. And...when you are here...you are my reader. And I am ever so grateful.

See you at post 2,000.

Maybe.

Wow. Two thousand is a lot.

"Just write the darn thing, Amy."